snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via frosted)

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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(via giggle)

1 day ago

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via thekatitube)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via asian)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

science side of tumblr how do i become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

okay WOW

(via the-secret-stache)

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via parkingstrange)

virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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5 days ago

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via thekatitube)

6 days ago