cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(Source: vulnereble, via fake-mermaid)

2 weeks ago

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via fake-mermaid)

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via fake-mermaid)

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via fake-mermaid)

mybodyisalake:

omgshinyunicorn:

reneealicia:

Some of these may be outdated but they’re still funny as fuck omfg

Check them out

and lets not forget the restaurants

Gamecast was the shit tho.

The apple store tho

lmao ofc…

(via fake-mermaid)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via fake-mermaid)

2 weeks ago

bitchassluke:

thebakerstreetboyz:

cumformecalum:

YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08 

OH MY GOD FLASHBACK

why the fuck is this still getting notes 

(Source: hemmolysis, via fake-mermaid)

angelwithasquirtgun:

If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

(via fake-mermaid)

2 weeks ago

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via fake-mermaid)